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David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.

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Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.

After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.

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David Pogue: The music wars

David Pogue o hudobných vojnách

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Fejtonista New York Times David Pogue predvedie satirickú pesničku o iTunes a vojne v sťahovaní, s použitím niekoľkých akordov od Sonnyho a Cher a Village People.
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David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books. Full bio

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LadiesDámy and gentlemenpáni,
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the historyhistórie of musichudba and televisiontelevízia on the InternetInternet
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história hudby a televízie na Internete
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in threetri minutesminúty.
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počas troch minút.
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A TEDTED medleyzmes --
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TED melódia -
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a TEDleyTEDley.
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TEDlódia.
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♫ It's ninedeväť o'o " clockhodiny on a SaturdaySobota
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♫ Je 9 hodín ráno, nedeľa ♫
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♫ The recordrekord store'spredajne closedZATVORENÉ for the night ♫
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♫ Obchod s CD-čkami sa na noc zatvára ♫
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♫ So I fireoheň up the oldstarý iTunesiTunes musichudba storesklad
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♫ Otvorím teda starý iTunes obchod s hudbou ♫
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♫ And soončoskoro I am feelin'Feelin " all right ♫
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♫ A zrazu sa cítim v pohode ♫
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♫ I know SteveSteve JobsPracovných miest can find me a melodymelódie
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♫ Viem, že Steve Jobs mi nájde melódiu, ♫
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♫ With one dollardolár pricingTvorba cien that rocksskaly
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♫ Ktorá je skvelá, len za jediný dolár ♫
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♫ I can typetyp in the trackstopa and get albumalbum namesmená back ♫
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♫ Môžem vpísať názov piesne a nájde mi celý album♫
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♫ While still in my PJsPJs and socksponožky
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♫ A to celé v pyžamku a ponožkách ♫
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SellPredaj us a songpieseň, you're the musichudba man ♫
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♫ Predaj nám skladbu, si pán hudby ♫
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♫ My iPod'siPod still got 10 gigskoncerty to go ♫
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♫ Môj iPod ešte zvládne 10 giga ♫
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♫ Yes, we mightsila preferradšej more compatibilityKompatibilita
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♫ Hej, uvítali by sme väčšiu kompatibilitu, ♫
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♫ But SteveSteve likeszáľuby to runbeh the wholecelý showšou
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♫ Ale Steve to má rád pod palcom sám ♫
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♫ I heardpočul "DesperateZúfalé HousewivesGazdinky" was great last night ♫
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♫ Vraj "Zúfalé Manželky" boli včera skvelé, ♫
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♫ But I had a badzlý piecekus of codCOD
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♫ Ale ja som zjedol skazenú tresku ♫
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♫ As I threwodhodil up my mealjedlo, I thought, "It's no bigveľký dealobchod" ♫
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♫ Keď som sa vyzvracal, pomyslel som si, "Veď to nič" ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonightdnes večer on my 'Pod"Pod
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♫ Pozriem si ich dnes na iPode ♫
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♫ And now all of the networkssiete are joiningspájanie in ♫
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♫ Už sa pripájajú všetky siete ♫
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♫ Two bucksdolárov a showšou withoutbez adsreklamy
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♫ 2 babky za šou bez reklám ♫
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♫ It's a businessobchodné those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ Je to biznis, aký si chlapci vždy chceli skúsiť ♫
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♫ But only SteveSteve JobsPracovných miest had the 'nads"NADSME
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♫ Ale jedine Steve Jobs na to mal ♫
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♫ They say we're youngmladý, don't watch TVTV
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♫ Vraj sme mladí, nepozeráme telku ♫
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♫ They say the InternetInternet is all we see ♫
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♫ Vraj internet je jediné, čo vidíme ♫
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♫ But that's not truepravdivý; they'veoni majú got it wrongzle
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♫ To však nie je pravda; chápu to zle ♫
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♫ See, all our showsrelácie are just two minutesminúty long ♫
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♫ Totiž, všetky naše show majú len 2 minúty ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ Hej! ♫
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♫ I got YouTubeYouTube
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♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTubeYouTube
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♫ Ja mám YouTube ♫
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And now, ladiesDámske and gentlemenpáni,
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A teraz, dámy a páni,
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a tributehold to the RecordingNahrávanie IndustryPriemysel AssociationZdruženie of AmericaAmerika --
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poctu Asociácii Nahrávacieho Priemyslu v Amerike --
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the RIAARIAA!
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ANPA!
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YoungMladý man, you were surfin'Surfin " alongpozdĺž
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♫ Mladý muž, len tak si prehľadával ♫
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♫ And then, youngmladý man, you downloadedstiahnuť a songpieseň
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♫ A potom, mladý muž, si si stiahol pesničku ♫
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♫ And then, dumbnemý man, copiedkopírovať it to your 'Pod"Pod
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♫ A potom, hlupáčik, si ju skopíroval na iPod ♫
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♫ Then a phonetelefón call cameprišiel to tell you ... ♫
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♫ Zrazu zazvonil telefón, a povedali ti ... ♫
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♫ You've just been suedžalovať by the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Práve si bol zažalovaný A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ You've just been screwedzaskrutkovať by the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Dostalo ťa A-N-P-A ♫
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TheirIch attorneysadvokáti say you committedangažovaný a crimezločin
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♫ Ich právnici tvrdia, že si spáchal zločin ♫
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♫ And there'dčervená better not be a nextĎalšie time ♫
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♫ Bude lepšie, ak už nedostaneš ďalšiu šancu ♫
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They'veMali sme loststratený theirich mindsmyseľ at the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Celkom sa pomiatli, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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JusticeSpravodlivosť is blindslepý at the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Spravodlivosť je slepá, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ You're deprivingzbavujú the bandspásy
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♫ Okrádaš kapely ♫
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♫ You are learningštúdium to stealkradnúť
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♫ Učíš sa kradnúť ♫
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♫ You can't do whateverHocičo you feel ♫
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♫ Nesmieš robiť, čo sa ti zachce ♫
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CDCD salesodbyt have droppedklesol everykaždý yearrok
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♫ Predaj CD-čok sa každým rokom znižuje ♫
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♫ They're not greedyLačný, they're just quakingtrasúce with fearstrach
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♫ Nie sú pažraví, len sa trasú strachom ♫
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♫ Yes indeedyindeedy, what if theirich endkoniec is nearblízkosti
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♫ Ó áno, čo ak sa blíži ich koniec ♫
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♫ And we downloadStiahnuť ▼ all our musichudba
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♫ Lebo my si všetku hudbu stiahneme ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would pisscikať off the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Ó áno, to by ich naštvalo, v tom A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ No plasticplastický discsdisky from the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A
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♫ Už žiadne plastové disky od A-N-P-A ♫
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♫ What a way to make friendspriatelia
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♫ Skvelá cesta, ako si nájsť priateľov ♫
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♫ It's a planplán that can't failzlyhať
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♫ Je to plán, ktorý nezlyhá ♫
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♫ All your customerszákazníci off to jailväzenia
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♫ Všetci tvoji zákazníci do väzenia ♫
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Who'llKto budete be nextĎalšie for the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Kto bude ďalší, kvôli A-N-P-A? ♫
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♫ What elseinak is vexingstarých the R-I-A-AR-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ Čo ešte hnevá tých v A-N-P-A? ♫
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♫ Maybe whistlingpískanie a tunenaladiť
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♫ Možno pískať si melódiu ♫
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♫ Maybe humminghučanie alongpozdĺž
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♫ Možno hmkanie do rytmu ♫
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♫ Maybe mockingposmešne 'em, em in a songpieseň
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♫ Možno ich zosmiešnenie v našej piesni ♫

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
David Pogue - Technology columnist
David Pogue is the personal technology columnist for the New York Times and a tech correspondent for CBS News. He's also one of the world's bestselling how-to authors, with titles in the For Dummies series and his own line of "Missing Manual" books.

Why you should listen

Which cell phone to choose? What software to buy? Are camera-binoculars a necessity or novelty? As release cycles shorten and ever-shrinking gadgets hit the market with dizzying speed, it's harder and harder to know what's worth the investment. A tireless explorer of everyday technology, David Pogue investigates all the options so we don't have to.

After happily weathering installation nightmares, customer service hiccups, and an overwhelming crush of backups, upgrades and downloads, Pogue reports back with his recommendations via his many columns, TV appearances and how-to books. And he does it all with relatable insight, humor and an unsinkable sense of pun, er, fun. All that, and he sings, too.

More profile about the speaker
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