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John Hodgman - Expert
John Hodgman is a writer, humorist, geek celebrity, former professional literary agent and expert on all world knowledge. He was the bumbling PC in Apple's long-running "I'm a Mac; I'm a PC" ad campaign.

Why you should listen

You may know him only as the PC in Apple's PC vs. Mac smackdown ads, or as the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's Resident Expert. But John Hodgman has many other claims to fame. He's the author of The Areas of My Expertise, which provides vital and completely fake details on the great lobster conspiracy, hoboes, nine US presidents who had hooks for hands, and how to win a fight; the followup More Information Than You Require; and his newest (and he claims last), That Is All.

He is a contributing writer for the New York Times Magazine; host of the Little Gray Book Lectures, a monthly series that has aired on This American Life; and an actual former professional literary agent.

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TED2012

John Hodgman: Design, explained.

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Resident expert John Hodgman "explains" the design of three iconic modern objects. Or does he. (From The Design Studio session at TED2012, guest-curated by Chee Pearlman and David Rockwell.)
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Today I'm going to unpack for you
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three examples of iconic design,
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and it makes perfect sense
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that I should be the one to do it
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because I have a Bachelor's degree in Literature.
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(Laughter)
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But I'm also a famous
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minor television personality
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and an avid collector of
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Design Within Reach catalogs,
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so I pretty much know
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everything there is.
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Now, I'm sure you
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recognize this object;
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many of you probably saw it
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as you were landing your private zeppelins
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at Los Angeles International Airport
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over the past couple of days.
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This is known as the Theme Building;
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that is its name for reasons
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that are still very murky.
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And it is perhaps
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the best example we have in Los Angeles
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of ancient extraterrestrial architecture.
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It was first excavated in 1961
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as they were building LAX,
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although scientists believe that
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it dates back to the year 2000
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Before Common Era,
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when it was used as
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a busy transdimensional space port
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by the ancient astronauts
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who first colonized this planet
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and raised our species
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from savagery by giving us
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the gift of written language
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and technology and
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the gift of revolving restaurants.
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It is thought to have been
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a replacement for the older space ports
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located, of course, at Stonehenge
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and considered to be
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quite an improvement
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due to the uncluttered design,
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the lack of druids hanging around all the time
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and obviously, the much better
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access to parking.
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When it was uncovered,
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it ushered in a new era
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of streamlined, archaically futuristic design
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called Googie,
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which came to be synonymous with
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the Jet Age, a misnomer.
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After all, the ancient astronauts who used it
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did not travel by jet very often,
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preferring instead to travel by feathered serpent
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powered by crystal skulls.
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(Applause)
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(Music)
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Ah yes, a table.
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We use these every day.
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And on top of it,
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the juicy salif.
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This is a design by Philippe Starck,
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who I believe is in the audience at this very moment.
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And you can tell it is a Starck design
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by its precision, its playfulness,
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its innovation and
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its promise of imminent violence.
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(Laughter)
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It is a design that challenges your intuition --
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it is not what you think it is when you first see it.
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It is not a fork designed
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to grab three hors d'oeuvres at a time,
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which would be useful out in the lobby,
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I would say.
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And despite its obvious
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influence by the ancient astronauts
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and its space agey-ness and tripodism,
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it is not something
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designed to attach to your brain
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and suck out your thoughts.
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It is in fact a citrus juicer
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and when I say that,
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you never see it as anything else again.
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It is also not a monument to design,
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it is a monument to design's utility.
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You can take it home with you,
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unlike the Theme Building,
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which will stay where it is forever.
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This is affordable
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and can come home with you
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and, as such, it can sit
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on your kitchen counter --
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it can't go in your drawers;
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trust me, I found that out the hard way --
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and make your kitchen counter into
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a monument to design.
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One other thing about it,
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if you do have one at home,
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let me tell you one of the features you may not know:
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when you fall asleep,
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it comes alive
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and it walks around your house
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and goes through your mail
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and watches you as you sleep.
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(Applause)
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Okay, what is this object?
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I have no idea. I don't know what that thing is.
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It looks terrible. Is it a little hot plate?
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I don't get it.
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Does anyone know? Chi?
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It's an ... iPhone. iPhone.
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Oh yes, that's right, I remember those;
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I had my whole bathroom tiles
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redone with those back in the good old days.
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No, I have an iPhone. Of course I do.
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Here is my well-loved iPhone.
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I do so many things on this little device.
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I like to read books on it.
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More than that, I like to buy books on it
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that I never have to feel guilty about not reading
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because they go in here and I never look at them again
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and it's perfect.
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I use it every day to
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measure the weight of an ox,
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for example.
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Every now and then,
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I admit that I complete
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a phone call on it occasionally.
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And yet I forget about it all the time.
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This is a design
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that once you saw it,
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you forgot about it.
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It is easy to forget the gasp-inducement
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that occurred in 2007 when you first
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touched this thing because it became
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so quickly pervasive
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and because of how instantly
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we adopted these gestures
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and made it an extension of our life.
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Unlike the Theme Building,
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this is not alien technology.
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Or I should say,
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what it did was it took technology
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which, unlike people in this room,
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to many other people in the world,
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still feels very alien,
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and made it immediately and instantly feel
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familiar and intimate.
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And unlike the juicy salif,
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it does not threaten
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to attach itself to your brain,
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rather, it simply
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attaches itself to your brain.
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(Laughter)
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And you didn't even notice it happened.
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So there you go. My name is John Hodgman.
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I just explained design.
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Thank you very much.
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(Applause)
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Translated by Katheryn McGaffigan
Reviewed by Jenny Zurawell

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ABOUT THE SPEAKER
John Hodgman - Expert
John Hodgman is a writer, humorist, geek celebrity, former professional literary agent and expert on all world knowledge. He was the bumbling PC in Apple's long-running "I'm a Mac; I'm a PC" ad campaign.

Why you should listen

You may know him only as the PC in Apple's PC vs. Mac smackdown ads, or as the Daily Show with Jon Stewart's Resident Expert. But John Hodgman has many other claims to fame. He's the author of The Areas of My Expertise, which provides vital and completely fake details on the great lobster conspiracy, hoboes, nine US presidents who had hooks for hands, and how to win a fight; the followup More Information Than You Require; and his newest (and he claims last), That Is All.

He is a contributing writer for the New York Times Magazine; host of the Little Gray Book Lectures, a monthly series that has aired on This American Life; and an actual former professional literary agent.

More profile about the speaker
John Hodgman | Speaker | TED.com