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Joe Smith: How to use a paper towel
Džo Smit (Joe Smith): Kako koristiti papirni ubrus
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Svaki dan koristite papirne ubruse da biste osušili ruke, ali šanse su da to radite pogrešno. U ovom prosvetljujućem i zabavnom kratkom govoru, Džo Smit otkriva trik savršene tehnike upotrebe papirnog ubrusa. (Snimljeno na TEDxConcordiaUPortland)
Joe Smith - Lawyer
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
Joe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use. Full bio
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Five hundred seventy-one million
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Dvestapedesetdevet miliona
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two hundred thirty thousand pounds of paper towels
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stopet hiljada petsto sedamdeset
kilograma papirnih ubrusa
kilograma papirnih ubrusa
00:22
are used by Americans
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koriste Amerikanci
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every year.
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godišnje.
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If we could -- correction, wrong figure --
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Ako bismo mogli - ispravka,
pogrešna cifra -
pogrešna cifra -
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13 billion used every year.
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6 milijardi se upotrebi
svake godine.
svake godine.
00:33
If we could reduce the usage of paper towels,
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Ako bismo mogli redukovati
upotrebu papirnih ubrusa,
upotrebu papirnih ubrusa,
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one paper towel per person per day,
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jedan papirni ubrus
po osobi dnevno,
po osobi dnevno,
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571,230,000 pounds of paper not used.
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259,105,570 kilograma
papira bismo uštedeli.
papira bismo uštedeli.
00:46
We can do that.
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Mi to možemo.
00:48
Now there are all kinds of paper towel dispensers.
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Postoje različite vrste
papirnih ubrusa.
papirnih ubrusa.
00:52
There's the tri-fold. People typically take two or three.
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Ovo je troslojni.
Ljudi uglavnom uzimaju dva ili tri.
Ljudi uglavnom uzimaju dva ili tri.
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There's the one that cuts it, that you have to tear off.
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Ovo je onaj koji se kida,
morate otkinuti.
morate otkinuti.
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People go one, two, three, four, tear.
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Ljudi uzimaju jedan,
dva, tri, četiri, kidaju.
dva, tri, četiri, kidaju.
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This much, right?
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To je ovoliko, je l'?
01:04
There's the one that cuts itself.
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Ovo je onaj koji
se sam kida.
se sam kida.
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People go, one, two, three, four.
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Ljudi uzimaju jedan,
dva, tri, četri.
dva, tri, četri.
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Or there's the same thing, but recycled paper,
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Ili ovo je isto,
ali papir je recikliran,
ali papir je recikliran,
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you have to get five of those because they're not as absorbant, of course.
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morate uzeti pet od ovih,
jer ne upijaju kao ostali, naravno.
jer ne upijaju kao ostali, naravno.
01:20
The fact is, you can do it all with one towel.
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Činjenica je da možete
sve to sa jednim ubrusom
sve to sa jednim ubrusom
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The key, two words:
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Ključ, dve reči:
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This half of the room, your word is "shake."
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ova polovina sale,
vaša reč je "stresti."
vaša reč je "stresti."
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Let's hear it. Shake. Louder.
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Da čujem. Stresti.
Glasnije.
Glasnije.
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Audience: Shake.
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Publika: Stresti.
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Joe Smith: Your word is "fold."
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Džo Smit: Vaša reč je "saviti".
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Audience: Fold.
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Publika: Saviti.
01:40
JS: Again.
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DžS: Opet.
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Audience: Fold. JS: Really loud.
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Publika: Saviti.
DžS: Zaista glasno.
DžS: Zaista glasno.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Publika: Stresti.
Saviti.
Saviti.
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JS: Okay. Wet hands.
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DžS: Dobro.
Nakvasiti ruke.
Nakvasiti ruke.
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Shake -- one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
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Stresti - jedan, dva, tri, četiri, pet, šest,
sedam, osam, devet, 10, 11, 12.
sedam, osam, devet, 10, 11, 12.
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Why 12? Twelve apostles, twelve tribes,
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Zašto 12? Dvanaest apostola,
dvanaest plemena,
dvanaest plemena,
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twelve zodiac signs, twelve months. The one I like the best:
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dvanaest astroloških znakova, dvanaest meseci.
Ovaj mi se sviđa najviše:
Ovaj mi se sviđa najviše:
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It's the biggest number with one syllable.
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to je najveći broj sa jednim slogom.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:07
Tri-fold. Fold ...
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Troslojni. Saviti...
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Dry.
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Suvo.
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(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
02:20
Audience: Shake.
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Publika: Stresti.
02:25
Fold.
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Saviti.
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JS: Cuts itself. Fold. The fold is important
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DžS. Sam se kida. Saviti.
Savijanje je bitno
Savijanje je bitno
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because it allows interstitial suspension.
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jer omogućava bolje upijanje.
02:35
You don't have to remember that part, but trust me.
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Ne morate zapamtiti ovaj deo,
ali verujte mi.
ali verujte mi.
02:38
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Publika: Stresti.
Saviti.
Saviti.
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JS: Cuts itself.
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DžS: Sam se kida.
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You know the funny thing is,
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Znate, smešna stvar je,
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I get my hands drier than people do with three or four,
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što su moje ruke suvlje nego onih
koji uzimaju tri ili četri
koji uzimaju tri ili četri
02:59
because they can't get in between the cracks.
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jer ne mogu dopreti između otvora.
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If you think this isn't as good...
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Ako mislite da to nije tako dobro...
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Publika: Stresti.
Saviti.
Saviti.
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JS: Now, there's now a real fancy invention,
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DžS: Ovo je zaista pomodarski izum,
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it's the one where you wave your hand
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to je onaj gde mašete rukom
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and it kicks it out.
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i izvučete ga.
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It's way too big a towel.
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To je preveliki ubrus
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Let me tell you a secret.
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Dozvolite da vam otkrijem tajnu.
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If you're really quick, if you're really quick --
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Ako ste zaista brzi,
ako ste zaista brzi -
ako ste zaista brzi -
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and I can prove this --
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i mogu vam dokazati -
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this is half a towel from the dispenser in this building.
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ovo je pola ubrusa
iz dozera u ovoj zgradi.
iz dozera u ovoj zgradi.
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How? As soon as it starts, you just tear it off.
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Kako? Čim krene,
vi ga odmah otkinete.
vi ga odmah otkinete.
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It's smart enough to stop.
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Dovoljno je pametan da stane.
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And you get half a towel.
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I dobijate pola ubrusa.
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Audience: Shake. Fold.
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Publika: Stresti.
Saviti.
Saviti.
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JS: Now, let's all say it together. Shake. Fold.
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DžS: Sad, svi zajedno.
Stresti. Saviti.
Stresti. Saviti.
04:01
You will for the rest of your life remember those words
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Do kraja vaših života
ćete pamtiti ove reči
ćete pamtiti ove reči
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every time you pick up a paper towel.
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svaki put kad
uzmete papirni ubrus.
uzmete papirni ubrus.
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And remember, one towel per person for one year --
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I zapamtite, jedan ubrus
po osobi godišnje -
po osobi godišnje -
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571,230,000 pounds of paper. No small thing.
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259,105,570 kilograma papira.
Nije mala stvar.
Nije mala stvar.
04:18
And next year, toilet paper.
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A sledeće godine,
toalet papir.
toalet papir.
04:20
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
ABOUT THE SPEAKER
Joe Smith - LawyerJoe Smith is an active figure in the Oregon community and a powerful advocate for proper paper towel use.
Why you should listen
R.P. Joe Smith served as District Attorney for Umatilla County and is the former chair of the Oregon Democratic Party. He was the Executive Assistant to the Speaker of the Oregon House of Representatives and held a short interim position in the Oregon House of Representatives. An active lawyer in a private practice, he once famously ran for the position of Oregon Attorney General without soliciting a single contribution over $99.99.
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